Chouji Akimichi Meets Kisame and Itachi

Itachi and Kisame were currently hiding in the trees in Training Ground 10, the Training Ground of the new Ino-Shika-Chou trio.

Chouji slowly walked into the training grounds.They were empy, but he didn't minded.Followed by his potato chips, holded on his arm, he leaned against a tree, and kept eating chips, readying himself to go train.

"Itachi, which clan is that kid from?" Kisame quietly asked the black haired Missing-nin as he pointed at Chouji. "He's an Akimichi Kisame. They eat a lot because their clan jutsus use the calories from the bodies and if they don't keep eating, they will be unable to use their techniques" explained Itachi. "Is that why he's so fat then?" asked Kisame. Itachi frowned slightly at what Kisame said. "Akimichi's aren't fat, their" here Itachi hesitated before he shivered and said "fluffy. Their not fluffy" he shivered once more "by choice. They need all that fluffiness" here Itachi shivered once again "to do their clan jutsus" he said. "Oh" Kisame responded dumbly.

Chouji's eyes blinked imediatly.He putted his potato chips on his back, his eyes looked like if they had fire inside them."Who...called me fat?!?!?!?!?!"He yelled, looking around.

Itachi, knowing full well what happens when you call an Akimichi fat, pushed Kisame out of the tree. Kisame fell and landed on his face in front of Chouji. He wobbled up onto his feet and looked at Chouji with a grin. "I did kid. I called you fat" he said with a look on his face that him seem like he found Chouji to be delicious snack.

Chouji's eyes burned red, as he ran towards Kisame at a great speed, directing a punch at his face.

Kisame, totally unprepared for the attack, was hit by the punch and blown back. He growled and charged at Chouji, intending on slaughtering him. Itachi shook his head at the stupidity of his partner and appeared in front of Chouji. "Enough, both of you" said Itachi as he glared at them, his three tomoed Sharingan spinning wildly.

Chouji looked at both of the men, not knowing who they were, but he knew that with scratched forehead protectors, they had to be missing-nins.

"I remember you. Chouji Akimichi. You were in my foolish little brother's Academy classes" Itachi said calmly as he looked at Chouji with no emotions, his Sharingan blazing.

Chouji looked at the man with the black hair."I-I-tachi?"

Itachi nodded his head slightly to say yes.

"Why are you both here?"Chouji said, entering a defensive basic stance.

"Memories" was all Itachi said as he stared at Chouji Akimichi. Kisame looked at Itachi with wide eyes, wondering if he hit his head recently.

Chouji moved his hand to his back, taking out a kunai."You're gonna have to leave...Your not allowed in this village..."

"Heh, we're not scared of you tubby. Try something and I'll shave your arms and legs off" grinned Kisame as he unwrapped his Samehada, revealing a sword made of blue shark scales.

Chouji made a couple handseals and yelled a couple words."Baika No Jutsu!"His body size increased largely, as he pulled his head, arms, and legs inside his clothing, he rolled quickly towards Kisame.

Name: Baika no Jutsu - Multi-Size Technique
Rank: B
Type: Ninjutsu
Element: -
Description: Baika no Jutsu is a Ninjutsu technique used by the Akimichi clan. Using this technique the clan member can alter the size of their body. Highly skilled clan members can alter the size of their body to a large scale with little trouble. When the clan member changes the size of their body, it uses up body calories. Because of that the clan members will usually be seen eating high calorie diets.

Kisame grinned and slashed at Chouji with his Samehada.

As he kept rolling, he hitted the sword with alot of strenght, still starting to feel his chakra getting absorved.

As Chouji hit Samehada, Samehada shaved off a little bit of his stomach.

Chouji jumped back.He came back to normal looking at his stomach."I can't do much against them..."

"We have come here looking for someone Akimichi-san. If you tell us where he is, we won't have to hurt you" said Itachi. Kisame grinned as his chakra was raised slightly from the chakra Samehada absorbed from Chouji.

"I'm not saying anything...I'm not a traitor...Like some of you."Chouji said, secure of himself.

"In Konoha's world, I am a traitor. However, that could merely just be an illusion. People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?" Itachi asked Chouji mysteriously.

Chouji took out his potatos chips and ate one."I don't know..."He simply said.

"Now, where is the Kyuubi Container?" Itachi asked Chouji.