Kurai's First Day of Training

She nodded slightly, making the heandsigns again and holding out her hands. The sphere formed again, small but lasting.
"T-There.."

"Good, much better. Now, it's obvious that your tired. Let's go back to the base so you can get some rest" he said with a grin.

She nodded and dropped her hands so they rested by her sides.
"T-Thank you, Kisame-sensei.."

"No problem" he said with a grin as he started walking back to the base.

She soon followed, slinging her sword over her shoulder.
Hopefully..The Akatsuki will keep me here..

When they arrived back at the base, Hidan was waiting outside. "Well it's about you fuckers got back. Now I don't have to waste my fucking time searching for the two of you fags" he snapped at them with a scowl on his face. "Ah, go shove Jashin's dick up your ass Pink Eye" Kisame snapped at Hidan as he swung his Samehada, decapitating Hidan. "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING BASTARD" yelled Hidan's detached head.

Kurai walked in behind Kisame, kicking Hidans head into the rockface like a soccer ball. "Goal.." She muttered under her breath.

"FUCK YOU YOU CUNT LICKING DYKE" he cursed at her as the two walked into the base. Kakuzu, who heard Hidan's cussing, came out and looked down at Hidan. "Serves you right queenbee" the masked money lover sneered down at Hidan. "FUCK YOU!!! REATTACH MY DAMN HEAD NOW" he roared at Kakuzu.

"Sensei, would you mind if i used my Shadow Possession to get Kakuzu to sew Hidans mouth shut..?" She raised an eyebrow.

"No need for that Nara. I was going to do it anyway" said Kakuzu, seemingly hearing her as he sewed Hidan's mouth shut and started reattaching his head.

She grinned at Kakuzu over her shoulder and nodded.
"Great, thats 50 ryu in your pocket,"
She tapped a pocket in her shinobi pants, making the coins inside jingle.

He turned to her, his unique eyes looking at her, all bug like. Suddenly, he seemed to light up like a Christmas tree. "I LOVE YOU!!! If you were older, I would ask you to marry me" he said. "Told ya" Kisame whispered to her.

She laughed slightly.
"play your cards right and next time you'll get 100,"
She grinned at Kisame, finding it fun to increase the ammount to see Kakuzus reaction.

Everyone there could practically FEEL Kakuzu's ear to ear grin. "For an extra 50, I'll sew Hidan's head on backwards" said Kakuzu, completely ignoring the death glare sent at him by Hidan.

She smirked.
"Done..I'll give you the 200 ryu whenever you ask for it,"

He then sewed Hidan's head on backwards and held his hands out greedily, asking for the money.

She took out her money pouch, counting out 200 ryu and handing it to him as promised.
"Pleasure doing business with you,"

"The pleasure is all mine" he said as he ran to his room.

"Sorry Sensei, but i really just couldnt resist,"
She grinned.

"Well you earned Kakuzu's favor my apprentice and that goes a long in the Akatsuki, considering he funds the organization" said Kisame.

"Wow, really? Hm, looks like i'm making all the right connections then so far.."

"Yes. Though Kakuzu stinges on the money. Cheap bastard" mumbled both sides of Zetsu as he walked past her.

She chuckled.
"I see, anything else i should be warned about?"

"Yeah, watch out for us. We happen to love flesh and blood" both sides of Zetsu said with a grin.

"I'll be just fine, dont you worry about me,"
She chuckled.